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2009

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the park today because it was sunny out and I came across a group of 6 or 7 sixteen year old girls. They were wearing bikinis and rubbing tanning oil on each other intensely. It was a vision of perfection, I mean I don’t think asses stay that tight much longer for girls and it was like I saw them at there prime. It was so amazing that I think shit played out in slow fucking motion, it felt like it took them an hour for them to stop goin at each other, not that I wanted to, but the whole thing remind me of a ghetto softcore porn I stole from a music store years ago on VHS.
Either way, it made me fuckin’ happy, it reminded me of how good life can be unti I got home and heard my wife grunting for me to meet her in the bathroom because she needed someone to wash the fold of fat on her back she can’t reach, and all that goodness I experience went down the fucking toilet, along with my dignity.

I guess on the positive side of things, at least she washed today…here are my stepLINKS….


Because You May Not Be Lucky Girls….
But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Off
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Here’s the Nipples of the Newest Chick George Clooney is Fucking
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I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Country Yoga Homo Asshole
Seriously Tho This is Creepy
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Jordana Brewster Has Still Got It
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It’s a Dr Phil Prank Call
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Tori Spelling See Through Bikini
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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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Seth Rogan is Amazing
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Jennifer Lopez’s Sluttiest Pics
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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp
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Polygamist Ladies Exposed!
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson is Pretty Much Dusgusting
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Ciara is a Camel-Toe Flashing, Third-Tier Rihanna
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Grace Jones is An Insane Freak That Looks Like a Man, But I Love Her
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A Seinfeld Reunion is in the Works, Ooof
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Michelle Cameron & Lily
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Leslie Mann is Kind of Hot
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It’s a Porn Star Birthday
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I Love When Shakira Shakes Her Ass
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Oh Sweet Nina
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Who Knew Trent Reznor Was Such a Cry Baby and Could Get Butthurt so Easy
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Toll Booth Fail
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Brunette Gets Dominated
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Gina is Your Fantasy
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Comic-Con Whores
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Beach Boobs!!!
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Who Is Katie Lee Joel
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Snuggie for a Dog? For Fuck Sakes
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Kayleigh Pearson is Nude
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Any Another dita Von Tease Sex Video
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Meet Candace
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Ashley Tisdale is Leggy
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Misty Anderson Camera Action
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I Wana Motorboat These Babies
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The Megan Fox Boycott Boycott
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Adriana Malkova in the Sauna
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Katie Faye in Polish Playboy
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Naked Lesbian Massage Anyone?
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Dinner is Served
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Joan Rivers is Too Much
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Bath Tub MILF
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Little Girl on a Game Show Goes Wrong
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Some No Name Slut in NYC Making Me Wanna Fuck Her Drunk Pussy
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