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2010

04

Jan

Andriy Voronin’s Wife’s Yulia Gives Him a Boner of the Day

I wrote about this power couple last week when I had no other immigrant sluts polluting South Beach to write about. He is a soccer player and she is his trashy wife who is living the fucking dream she had back in her communist home town and apparently fucking loving it as she works the camera when she’s not giving him boners……
See I’ve had many public boners and I am pretty sure that’s what’s going on in this picture and it’s not really his fault, he’s on vacation, she’s half naked and he found her hot enough to export from his home country to live the soccer star life with him and he’s surrounded by other half naked girls who are probably substantially hotter than her so it’s expected and as a dude shouldn’t be laughed at cuz we’ve all been there but unfortunately for him, it’s too fucking funny to ignore and here are the pics…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Andriy Voronin|Boner

  • m

    JEEEEZ, DO YOU WRONG THE GUY THAT PUSSY LOOKS MEATY

  • Expletive(BMP)

    As If my man hayzeus won’t hit that nice cunny with his tongue, she’s beyond belief for many dipsticks and meaty enough to hold my attention so trust me, she’s sweet.

  • Wacker

    Too bad it’s so small. She’s hot and needs a bigger dick to fill that ass. I’m wackin!!

  • Drunken Pig

    give’s me a boner!!

  • jeez

    That is a poor excuse for wood.

  • cowbulls

    Dude needs a penal implant or I could be his penis double. I’d rise to her.

  • hammond egger

    Nice cans and by cans I mean tits.

  • PsyKo

    good grief! nothing wrong with that…

  • Jester

    That Face AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    That Body MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

  • http://drunkenstepfather jobe

    I would love to make the mess on her smile.

  • Darken

    He should give that up to someone who actually has footballing talent. Ala me.

  • brick

    she is not hot, looks like Brooke Hogan to me