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2010

17

Feb

Bai Ling is 43 of the Day

Bai Ling is 43 years old. This may not be a secret to any of you, since it was on Wikipedia and IMDB and I guess all the mainstream media over the last few years have probably mentioned this if they have bothered mentioning Bai Ling, which I don’t think they would as she is only known for being the really long nippled Chinese girl who hits the red carpet on the regular and doesn’t really do anything else, which I guess she can thank her rich Chinese father who finances her insanity, but I had no fucking idea. I really thought she was Paris Hilton’s age, but maybe just because she had Paris Hilton’s level of accomplishment and purpose in the world. Either way, 43 is pretty fuckin’ old and this has been a little known fact that was public information that no one bothered paying attention to becaue no one gave a fuck that you can bring up at parties or when hanging with your friend and you can’t think of better things to discuss…..”hey mom, guess what, Bai Ling’s 43″ and she says “Who?” kinda thing….you liked those quotes didn’t you…it made this post come alive.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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4 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    But her nipples are 18!

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    You lie round eye…thats a tranny!!

  3. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    Im guessing her hot flashes have kicked in and there is no passing on her great nipple gene.

    I think im going to call her tonight, she will be drunk, lonely and looking to take it in every hole;bare and hard.

  4. Drunken Pig says:

    No thanks…chinks stink!!

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