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2010

25

Mar

Bad Next Top Model of the Day

I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than her fat ass has already managed to make with her bullshit….so I take pleasure in seeing her contestant fall twice on her model walk….just to remind you all that this show is retarded, and to take pleasure in watching some girls dreams come shattering down in a 45 second clip….it’s like these 45 seconds put her in her fucking place and I like reality checks like that….

Here are some pictures of Tyra Banks looking horrible without make-up from the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:ANTM|Tyra Banks

5 Responses

  1. Deadite says:

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha when she got hit with the gong i lost it

  2. HornyLohanWanker says:

    But it didn’t kill her, which would have been really funny.

  3. Expletive:BMP says:

    It’s said that men are afraid of strong minded women, and that holds true for most, if not all of us guys, but Tyra is an Enigma. The problem is, she’s putting up a front, a public cloak of which, I can’t see through, and I find this to be troubling. They’re times you can look at a woman and her body of public works, and almost immediately, ‘you get her’, you understand her almost instantly. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying; because I’m not saying that women are shallow—or maybe I am—, or it can be I’m actually saying that they’re unsophisticated—not that difficult to understand. From what I’ve seen, most, if not all women, are either bitchy, incognito, bland, petrifying, livid, salacious, autonomous, fearful, considerate, benign, contemptible, impetuous, or the rarest of all, tactful— and in the rarest of the rarest on the rarest of occasions, they can have a combination of these. Tyra is none of the above (though she acts impetuous, but clearly isn’t, or maybe she is—see the problem?), yet, she pretends to be bitchy, and, they’re times she pretends to be petrifying, even livid. But she’s none of these, and probably, all of them. Which makes her either incredibly skillful, or fuck all crazy. Would I fuck her? Hell, I’d give my virginity to Tyra any day, then await the fall out as she attempts to beat the living shit out of me on account of her being a bipolar wacko (I think I ‘get her’ now :D ).

  4. nunya says:

    Tyra banks, her five head and this broads can jump off a cliff for all i care.

  5. Drunken Pig says:

    I want that “contestants” lipstick smeared on the base of my cock!!

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