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Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day

Mischa Barton is looking like a fucking mess. She’s either drunk, medicated or both and she looks like fucking shit, unless of course you find Boy George hot, cuz that’s what she fucking looks like….

Either way she’s with some Euro lookin’ dude who must be gay cuz he looks way too fucking excited to be dancing with Mischa Barton…he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level…from seeing the local news anchor in Starbucks to meeting the host of an appliance warehouse sale commercial when buying a dryer to the getting off on a dude he original saw in a mug shot for some gay brothel bust…because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to….even if the glitz and glam smells and looks like death…especially when paparazzi are there to make him feel important…

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21 Responses

  1. Perv says:

    Looks like I might have a shot at that now.

  2. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Looks like she might be ready to receive my man pudding.

    Open wide, bitch with the funny name! Daddy is ready to give.

  3. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    I think that gay guy gave her the good tina that night. I think i need to become one of these party event organizers so i can invite all the non important like misha and the others who are all druggies and willing to do anything to get them.

  4. Mark says:

    “he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level … because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to…”

    Hmmm. You mean like you and this site? Like all these gossip sites? Like all the people who read all these gossip sites?

  5. max says:

    like you……hypocrite

  6. roscoe says:

    still hit it

  7. Andrew says:

    I saw her at a bar the other afternoon. Trust me, this chick is on some serious prescription drugs. She had the crazy eyes that only come from pills.

  8. John W Sharp says:




  9. Drunken Pig says:

    Dealing with wacked-out insane chick’s is an art form..’cause they are generally great lay’s..Pump n Dump..have your fun then run..don’t let them know #’s or where you live!!..good time’s!!

  10. Nat says:

    i never had a problem with her,
    at least she is not an attention whore like lindsay lohan,
    but her dress is horrible

  11. Fi says:

    she left the tag in her bag, do you think she was planning on returning it once it was worn? ew.

  12. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Fi, who the fuck notices tags on bags? Faggot.

  13. lewlew says:

    Where’s the “faggot?” I LOVE faggots! oxo

  14. MischaBartonsRottingCorpse says:

    Hurry up and croak already so I can finally fill this damn hole in. Your career and respect are already in there, floating in water at the bottom. All I need now is your fugly bloated distended corpse. Ill make sure to clean up that fat ass and sagging tits with bleach before I put you in the earth. I bet those infected cunt lips be sagging too. Damn you are one ugly bitch with a really glazed face

  15. MEGADOUCHE says:

    Right about now, I could go for a rotting corpse sammich.

  16. Annie says:

    To put things in perspective, that’s Philipp Plein, the designer. Mischa Barton is the new face of his couture collection.

  17. Kat says:

    Makes sense Annie! His fugly clothes to go with her fugly face!

  18. Fergalicious says:

    Call me I love love love men


  19. drunkstepmother says:

    Your writing is improving. Wow.

  20. RobinM says:

    4 years ago I was smitten with her, now she is a complete mess… career dead and her looks totally gone. The only way she will realise is when she walks out of the house and there a no reporters there following her about – because nobody cares anymore.

    And get rid of that ‘trailer trash’ haircut.

  21. Delia Edner says:

    Only part the post is showing, weird, is this my online browser or the website?

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