You saw the other set from this photoshoot and I figure I might as well post the rest to make the single men hate their lives cuz they can’t get laid, to make the married men hate their wives cuz they don’t look like this, to make the fathers hate their lives and their wives cuz after they had the kid, they decided to get addicted to eating, since they knew they locked a motherfucker down and didn’t have to maintain anymore, but most importantly to make the women hate themselves cuz a woman who hates herself is a woman easy to bed….it’s all part of the process of getting laid by girls willing to fuck us cuz they think they are inadequate…something I assume the fat chick in the yello bikini with Ambrosio probably used to feel before she stopped caring….
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Words of fact and wisdom!!
not meaning to sound like a bitter divorcee cougar with no prospects in sight, but she’s not *all that*
^^Not meaning to sound like a Drunken Pig..ok yes I am..but what do you look like..where do you live..and can I see some pics??
i don’t have a eHarmony profile, should i???? you get one, dp and i will, too….i live in toronto…
Hmm..eHarmoney thing aside (answering 200 questions everyone lies on and paying really hold’s little appeal to me)..I live in Oakville…
reaaaallllly, that’s not so far away…i’m drunk now, so i can’t drive over but you do make me laugh ( ps. i like walks on the boardwalk, ice cream, boxed wine, disposable underwear, vodka, eggs sunny side up, all in that order)
Walks are good..(especially when they end-up @ the liquor store)..Ice-cream is ok..(depending how it is utilized)..Boxed wine works..(‘cept its hard to squeeze the last few drops outta the bag)..that is both a euphimism and a fact!!..are you skilled at this??..What’s underwear??..Vodka=The water of life!!..Egg’s NEED Bacon!!..W0W!! a perfect match..well thats what a dating site would say before asking for your credit-card info..Proof>positive you are not a DUDE..or this ends here!!
Hire someone. Its got to be a science, really.