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2010

25

Aug

Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots….

But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about….

This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored…

Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

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7 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Good luck to the Juggalos next time.

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    Alien-headed Cambodian refugee did’nt die..the only crime here!!

  3. Bob Smith says:

    She looks better with parts of her face covered.

    If she put a bag over her head, she’d be pretty damned hot.

  4. John in Miami says:

    Loser cunt just doesn’t get it that no one gives a shit about her. Hell even if you throw rocks and bottles at her she thinks she is important. Maybe if she was shot in the head she would get it……but then again she is really dumb. So that probably wouldn’t work.

  5. El Bob says:

    But is her baby OK?!!?

  6. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I would like to see what she looked like after tossing her into a tub of razor blades.

    That shit would be golden.

  7. Tila says:

    http : // tilasrotspot . blogspot . com

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