I hate fat girls gone skinny when they are ugly. Cuz fat girls gone skinny when they are hot makes for a very liberal and excited to not be fat girl willing to get naked, suck every last drop of male attention she can find, to celebrate all the years she was hiding in her fat costume….but ugly fat girls gone skinny, don’t realize that fat or not they are still fucking ugly, and even though they have the same wants to get half naked and jerked off to, since they never had it before, they gotta take into account that they don’t really have what it takes…even though I am usually a firm believer than all it really takes is pussy…

See, I don’t care how skinny a bitch get, that doesn’t give her a right to wear see through shirts, in efforts to trick us into looking at her, cuz like all dudes, we have no choice but to stare at pussy of all varieties…I get that back when she was relevant and on TV all the starlets were getting noticed for being half naked, and she was too busy eating donuts and developing a drug addiction to replace her eating addiction, and I guess now is officially payback time….

All this to say…this is a pretty fucking unfortunate outfit….and that Kelly Osbourne is only hot when locked in one of her dad’s coffins.

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