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2011

24

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t necessarily important…but that is definitely hilarious….My favorite is the peeping tom pervert busted shooting pics of girls changing like an idiot, the high school kids with a homegrown pornsite and the 11 year old who was arrested for a drawing…cuz the world is trying to oppress our art….you know cuz we live in a doomed fucking place..

The Most Oblivious Crooks Ever?
Two alleged thieves are awaiting their day in court after what could be one of the worst cases of not paying attention ever… and the whole thing was caught on surveillance video to prove it.

Man Accused of Stealing Kids’ Sleds
Nobody likes getting hit with a snowball, but one guy allegedly went too far and what he is accused of doing could have police looking for him.

Suspect Called a ‘Peeping Tom’
A Houston man is charged with two counts of Improper Photography. It’s a charge that’s a lot worse than sounds.

Students involved in nude photo website
DUDLEY – A group of people, possibly some high school students, may be facing charges for posting photographs of underage girls.

DC Metro Report: Rapes, Sexual Assaults Up
Metro’s annual crime report says seven rapes and sexual assaults occurred in the Metro system in 2010, more than all the cases in the previous five years combined

Girl Lets Bank Know Mom is Drinking
A 9-year-old girl slipped a note to a bank teller that said her mother had been drinking and that she didn’t want to be driven home by her, Southfield police said.

Boy arrested for stick figure drawing
ARVADA, C.O. – A Colorado boy has been arrested over a violent stick figure drawing he made in school.

Angry customer drives into bank
A Michigan woman is behind bars accused of trying to get revenge on her bank. Police say she intentionally drove right through one of the bank’s windows.

Man lives with dead uncle for a month in California

Real life Magneto in Serbia
Young boy in Serbia appears to be magnetic – Fucked up but I call scam….He’s probably just covered in Serbian sirop…

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