Modern Day Journalism




Reese Witherspoon and her Fat Manager for Vogue of the Day

The things girls do to make themselves look skinny, you know hoping that all their jogging despite all their cake eating, really paid off…

I see it all the time when I go out drinking…the hot chick surrounded by pigs in hopes of making them seem hotter…I know that scene all too well cuz for some reason I always end up with the “Fat Managers”, cuz it’s the one night the hotter chick decides to give them some male attention cuz they are tired of hearing their fat asses cry at the end of the night about how none of the boys talk to them….unless it is to get to her…you know what I’m saying, I don’t really need to write anymore…

I’ll just post the pics of pig Witherspoon trying to look fit by posing with a fucking elephant. Enjoy.

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