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2011

23

May

Gwen Stefani is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day



I wish this bitch would just come to terms with her dick. It’s irritating seeing a motherfucker build like a teenage boy on the track team, dressed like a girl. I don’t like it on Halloween at the frat house, I don’t like it at the drag shows in the gay bars, and I don’t like it now.

Bitch needs to take her titless 6-pack body and put on a pair of board shorts, give up this “I’m just a girl act” and embrace the testicles her husband loves so much, that she doesn’t need to hide anymore….and that she needs to start loving for a change…the act has gone on too long….

No that shes actually a man, she’s just really fit and the funny thing in all this is that I’d still fuck her…even though I never found her hot and still down…I’m just into sticking my dick into unknown places…

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One Response

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    You know that song where she yodels? I HATE that fucking song!

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