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2011

23

Jul

RIP Motherfucker – The Amy Winehouse Edition of the DAy


So the Amy Winehouse Death Watch is officially over….after a bunch of years I kinda saw this coming…I mean you’d think someone woulda staged an intervention….put her in lockdown and on suicide watch or something…

Based on her hot recent pics….I thought she was back on track…but I guess not.

Wasted talent. Wasted life. Avoidable death….but at least she got as far as she got with her voice….cuz most crackheads I know aren’t recording artists…

I only found this out now…cuz I’m heavily hungover and made a fool of myself pretty much all night…offending friends, lovers and enemies…you know dealing with my own addiction….and not worrying about another persons….but not being able to jerk off to new pics of her…cuz she is porn to me…is gonna take some adjusting….

At least she left us with great music…and here are a few of her hottest pics….I was a huge fan and she will be missed….

Here she is singing Valerie live…seriously amazing…I am sad about this….I really thought one day I’d be her blake…That day will never come….but at least I can to her old pics….

She looked like a corpse and now she is one…..AND That’s a wrap…

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3 Responses

  1. beavis says:

    I heard her assistant found her slumped over in a chair, non responsive and smelling like decomposition. This was completely normal, so she made her breakfast and left.

  2. bigbambu says:

    Sometimes I forget that there’s an actual human being running dsf. Sorry dude.

  3. Leon Trotsky says:

    What a stupid shit! All that money and fame gone too waste. I’ve been drunk for twelve years and I’m healthy as a horse. You’ve got to do it right.

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