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2011

30

Nov

Pippa Middleton Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Pippa Middleton has been taking far too long to disgrace her family for a little revenge on her sister and parents for favoring her sister….I would have predicted these pics of her ass in a skirt would have been her fisting herself if you had asked me at the Royal Wedding I wasn’t invited to…..I figure 6 months is enough time being second rate with feeling on inadequacy to turn on them by filming your own porn and developing drug habits to deal with the pain of never being a princess like her sister….but all I got today was pics of her ass looking shitty in a skirt…I am let down…she needs to be more broken…fuck.

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10 Responses

  1. bbb says:

    Um, what ass?

  2. obeecohoes says:

    no ass there

  3. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    Who’s fucking this hot piece of ass these days, anyway? I heard she dumped her boyfriend, so she’s probably doin’ a lot of guys. Her name is Pippa!

  4. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    Ill tap that flat ass, plus you have to wait until she’s on “holiday”.

  5. Someone whose not afraid to admit he appreciates a white ass says:

    Not to be crude but I’ve been an ‘ass man’ my entire life. (I’m not going to get into specifics but I’ve fucked a lot of girl’s up the ass and know how to look past a woman’s dress or baggy pants, and see what I’m working with) The media hype surrounding Pippa’s ass is a downright joke. First off, white girl’s that ‘over’ exercise (esp. runners) usually have a flat ass. You need a little fat to round it out. Secondly though it’s true that English girl’s like anal sex more than most, English girl’s don’t have great asses to begin with. (Sorry to say). It’s just genetics. All I can imagine is the person that started this rumor said it because he heard that Pippa maybe likes anal sex (I hate to speculate) but liking anal sex has nothing to do with having a nicely shaped ass. Sorry Pippa. I’m sure there’s a lot of English guy’s who would be delighted to poke your brown eye: unfortunately I’m not one of them!

  6. I want to run my tongue up and down her ass crack. Even after she shits.

  7. cowbulls says:

    There are several “white women” with great asses. Jessica Biel, Jamie Preesly, Brittany Daniel, Evangeline Lilly, Charisma Carpenter, Kate Beckinsale, Heidi Montag, Adriana Lima, Anna Kournikova, Stacy Kiebler, Cindy Crawford, Nicole Scherzinger

  8. Andrea says:

    Adriana Lima is brazilian, stupid.

  9. swab-the-brown-eye says:

    Heidi Montag’s ass is fake and man made. its does not count. Besides, that hell whore is not even human and should not be treated as such. Curse you for even mentioning her name.

  10. Suuup says:

    just because it’s not fat, doesnt mean it’s not an ass… i’ve got an ass, you’ve got an ass, and pippa has an ass…a fantastic ass… i like a nice plump round ass, no doubt…too bad 98% of them come on a plump round girl…

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