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2012

01

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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