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2012

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t know what is more amazing…the fact that some of the people who make up the stepNEWS exist…or the fact that one person bitched at me about slacking on the stepNEWS….because I am so used to getting hate…even though I love it….and like an abused wife….I was believing it was worthless and that I was crazy….but we’re back with the freaks motherfuckers…

Woman Breaks Into Homes To Clean Them
“The Cleaning Fairy” was busted for breaking into homes to clean the houses and leaving bills for her services.

Black Bear Disrupts Elementary School Graduation
A roaming black bear ran through the campus of a Bakersfield, California elementary school, disrupting the school’s graduation ceremony.

Caught On Tape: Truck Crashes Into Bar
A truck barreled through a wall, pinning customers to the bar in a Little Canada, Minnesota restaurant.

Wisconsin Man Arrested for DUI on Lawnmower
Charles Gray was arrested in Jackson, Wisconsin for driving a lawnmower on the street while intoxicated.

Maryland Libraries Refuse To Carry 50 Shades of Grey
Libraries in Harford County, Maryland are defending their decision to not buy EL James’ Fifty Shades Trilogy,

Maryland Man Claims To Have Eaten Heart Of Roommate
Authorities say a Maryland man has been charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found in his home. The Harford County Sheriff`s Office says 21-year-old Alexander Kinyua was arrested Wednesday, days after a man whom he lived with went missing. Police say they found the body parts while searching the townhome in Joppatowne. Police also found body parts in a nearby trash container.

Pregnant Houston Mother Found Passed Out Drunk At Tattoo Parlor
A pregnant mother faces charges of driving while intoxicated and child endangerment when she was found passed out behind the wheel of her car after being tuned away from tattoo shop.

Family Claims To See Jesus In Bathroom Mold
A Southeast Texas family believes that they have holy mold.

DETROIT: Two Bystanders Shot After Argument Over Kool-Aid

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2 Responses

  1. LolleyGagger says:

    Holy Mold looks like Mama Cass back for another “ham sandwich” [Austin Powers voice]

  2. Mike Jones says:

    Unless it was Grape Kool-Aid the effort was wasted.

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