Here are some pictures of a nude photoshoot the amazing Miranda Kerr posing nude because that’s what happens in a nude photoshoot….unless I am the one coordinating it….becuase if I am…it usually ends in unwanted pregnancy…but more importantly, unwanted conception…because girls don’t like sex with me…that’s why I gotta force em into it…literally…

The photographer is LAURENT DARMON and motherfucker delivered!

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