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2012

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful.

You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go….

All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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