You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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