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2012

30

Oct

Sophie Strobele for Anthropologie Swimwear of the Day

Sophie Strobele is 5 foot 9….her bust is 33 inches….her cup size is B …her waist 24….her…her show is size 8…her hips 35…..her dress size is 8 but I don’t believe that….her hair is brown and her eyes are green….she is from Austria….

I may have never heard of her, but now I have…and that is all that matters…our undying love never materialized because before today she didn’t exist to me….but now I know her and will never forget her…so stop looking at her sexually…she’s mine….I found her…so I keep her….

She’s modeling bathing suits, which is not so perfect for those of you stuck in floods in New Jersey and need to swim to safety….that said I hope all my East Coast girls are safe and sound….cuz I love all you girls.

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