I DON’T WANT CHRISTMAS TO EVER END!!!!

I know that Christmas is so yesterday, you know a thing of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make it Christmas all year round, you know because this year, more than any other year, I’ve MASTURBATED TO MORE SANTA PORN …because Santa is in a power position, even if he’s a creep who breaks into your house, has a weird ranking system of who the naughty girls and boys are, who he DOMS out on by not giving them gifts, and make all kids sit on his lap, but with that strategy, he leaves a warm place in the hearts of all, cuz he’s marketed himself well….and kids, if they don’t die of cancer or eventually become legal age….or more importantly, have single, or slutty horny moms…..where they like to show their gratitude for the good memories, like Maria Menounos is, wearing this little tight skirt….so next year, I won’t be humiliated when forced to work as a Mall Santa….cuz I am pretty much a homeless drunk…something they look for in the gig.

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