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2013

04

Jan

Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad…


If you’re interested…..
Here she is on the beach…
The other day….

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2 Responses

  1. cowbulls says:

    Number 1 on my all time sexual fantasy bucket list.

  2. Rosarch says:

    I still would, all day.

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