There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me.

Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

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