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2013

29

May

Paris Hilton Brought Her Herpes to the Beach of the Day


Paris Hilton an era where I was more relevant, more passionate about hating all these vapid cunts, a beacon of hope and by hope I mean a bitch I would slander and shit on using the blog on the regular, I mean some of my best posts probably involved her…and seeing her, older, sloppier, with her very own K-Fed, I am reminded of a better time, with less cellulite, less monogamy, just as much herpes scabs…herpes scabs I’m not even compelled to make fun of…because I’m old, tired and so is Paris….we’ve been down this road already….so many times….it’s done.

I guess this is growing up…


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2 Responses

  1. Mark says:

    Truly touching :’)

  2. alex says:

    Every time I see her now I just think of the Bling Ring, how she left her house unlocked and thousands of dollars in cash lying around. 5 times they stole money and she didn’t notice and even replaced the key they stole from under a plant pot outside! She really is so very very dumb.

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