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2013

25

Jun

Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood…

Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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