I thought today’s Fourth of July failed pick-up line was going to be last night’s “I want to be your maid, so I can do your laundry, with my mouth”….which has nothing to do with the Fourth of July or America, blame Canada for that…
But it wasn’t failed and it actually worked, apparently the girls I talk to fantasize about men doing their laundry erotically. Maybe it’s just the Fourth of July Miracle, or maybe you should try it and let me know…
Either way, Here are some links…you’re probably not on your computer, but rather doing some magical Fourth of July adventure, filled with boats, bikinis, BBQ, Booze, and/or Loneliness..
Red-White and Blue – REDHEADS
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Loving Courtney Stodden’s Ridiculous Implants
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I Am Pretty Sure THis is My Ex Girlfriend’s Vagina
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The Most Offensive Twerking Video You’ll Ever See
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11 Images Made for America
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Who Is this and Why Does Her Face Scare Me
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Kids Explain the National Anthem
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Coolest Boat/Van/LImo Ever
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Best Video Bombs from the NBA
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The Hottest America Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Hot Girls – So Many Hot Girls – Naked…
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