I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

09

Aug

Lena Dunham is a Monster of the Day


I get it.

Lena Dunham is a connected pig who knows all the write people and in being an ugly slob has mastered the craft of writing since no one, at least no one with sight, had any interest being seen in public with her, in a who cares who your rich and famous parents and their rich and famous friends are, you’re gross and I can’t been seen with you….

I get it

Lena Dunham is non-threatening to all the fat chicks who watch TV every sunday and seeing her naked makes them fell like they can relate, while the hot chicks are out with dudes living life and not married to their TV, an while hot girls will ruin the whole concept of the show, because girls won’t watch babes getting male attention, that kind of thing makes them feel like shit about themselves…and you need them feeling good about themselves so they buy the products we shove down their fucking throats…

I get it, but I don’t like it. Where I’m from, if you look like this you’re taken out back and shot. You’re shoved in a shitty back warehouse job, you are on online dating sites and used for 4 am booty call blow jobs, before you die alone or lure some loser into marrying you cuz he is tired of being lonely…girls like this don’t belong on TV…not den as the ugly chick, cuz Hollywood ugly is still supposed to be hot…especially when that TV role involves naked and getting laid…

That said, here are her pokies for you freaks…it’s so unfortunate…

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