I can’t imagine any of you really care about Lars Von Trier’s new move called Nymphomaniac or the red band trailer that Youtube pulled because there is nudity in it. You are all seasoned perverts and a set of nipples or Shia eating box isn’t porn to you, even actual porn isn’t porn to you, you’ve gone past that and ventured into weirdness, where everyday things, like girls drinking coffee at Starbucks or grocery shopping in leggings is porn to you..

I mean I guess, the only people really into this, is the creepy Shia LaBeouf fans, that do exist, are all girls and seeing him eating pussy…even if it is a body double, will blow them the fuck away, because girls…love having their pussy eaten…and now they can imagine Shia LaBeouf doing it….which may just blow off the internet…if only Youtube didn’t pull the trailer…which helps with marketing of this way too boring, even with the nudity movie…

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