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2014

29

Jan

Mom Sienna Miller for Esquire of the Day

I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with…

You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit…

If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl…

Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…

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