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2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

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