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2014

04

Mar

Jenna Pietersen for Lingadore Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Jenna Pietersen model, or the lingerie company she is modelling for. I only know that she’s from South Africa, she’s a blogger, she’s not very famous, she’s 25, and she’s a mom…which makes these pictures as boring as they were before I googled her…I mean I historically hate babies, and women who have babies, but the older I get the more interesting teen moms become, because by the time I get to them, they are broken and have given up from all the exhaustion, but their bodies bounce back far better than the tank women I see in Starbucks having new mom, we met in Lamaze class, play dates…

I guess this proves that I can’t turn my back on lingerie pics, pretty much ever…

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