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2014

27

Mar

Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set…

So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life.

Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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