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2014

26

May

Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck…

Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for…

I am not against granny sex….

She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex…

Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into…

I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not..


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