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2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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