I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

01

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted a bikini pic of her hiking to some beautiful and lovely place where she stripped down and jumped into a swimming hole…in some hipster high on acid pretending they are a hippie despite living in a 2 or more million dollar home staffed by mexican gardeners, cleaning ladies and personal chefs, because that’s what being rich and famous is about, pretending you really grasp life and that you are down to earth because you didn’t fucking shower…and cuz you eat organic fucking granola bars in designer clothes that feel like hand me downs because they were given to you but still are designer clothes. Fuck you.

Anyway, no one seemed to care that this picture happened, and I think she was upset about it, because the paparazzi took pics of her and she kept hiding her face, probably crying from the last week of feeling like no one cares…

Well I care, I encourage bikini pics, like I encourage nudes, but she’s already done those, I’d kind of like her to do it again…you see the ice has been broken…step it up and you will matter.


TO SEE HER HIDING HER FACE IN ALL KINDS OF CRAFTY WAYS BECAUSE I ASSUME SHE EITHER HAS A HERPE OR SHE HAS HAD HER LIPS DONE OR SHE IS FEELING MANGLE-FACED
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