Penelope Cruz is a mom of 1 or 2 kids but more importantly, she has nipples when she’s wet in a bathing suit…something so much more appealing if these weren’t pictures of Penelope CRUZ in a bathing suit on the beach…but rather a girl giving me a blow job…

Speaking of girl giving me Blowjobs, there was a minute where I was fucking this skinny bitch who thought Penelope Cruz was her celebrity look-a-like, because she had a huge fucking nose and so does Penelope Cruz…

So if anything, this bitch encourages girls with shitty noses to not get plastic surgery, which can’t be a good thing, at least not in this superficial world we live in…it’s like just because Penelope Cruz made a career off her flaws, she’s even an Oscar winner, doesn’t mean you should, you elephant-faced, bird looking motherfucker, who we can use as a sailboat in the event the world finally floods and kills us all of, as we hope it does…

Either way, here’s bitch having a better life than you, when you’re all low class, poor and pathetic…like me…it’s not a good look for anyone, but if we cared about that…we would be poor and pathetic in the first place…

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