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2014

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I am a reclusive. I built this prison and sentenced myself to life of solitary confinement if I’m lucky, but every so often, I get stuck with my cellmate who is a 350 pound woman who smells like shit.

So for entertainment purposes, I sext with as many girls as I can find, and realize that this weekend, I probably spent a solid 12-20 hours negotiating for nudes.

You know explaining to girls that everyone gets naked, and no one cares if they see you naked, even someone like Miley masturbating would hardly go viral, so it’s a little self involved to think that even if your pics did leak, anyone would care…but more importantly, it is a little presumptuous that I would even leak your pics, because I deal in hot fucking professional model nudes, not the dumpy 45 year old on tinder nudes no one but I want to see, because I’ve seen too many hot girls naked in my life, and now I’m ready for the pigs.

Here are some morning links…while I regroup.

Big Tits for Monday
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Brian Williams Makes a Sex Joke on the News!
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Amazing WTF Products
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Karolina Kurkova Flashed Her Ass
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I Would Let One Armed Miss Iowa Fist Me / Stump Fuck Me – It’s Not Gay if She’s Got No Hand
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Chrissy Teigan is Too Fat for Forever 21 – and Too Fat For Me
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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IF you remember who JWoww is – She Shat Out a Baby
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Mennequin Faceswap is Highly Erotic
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Jessica Alba Wearing a Bikini isn’t HOrrible
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James Franco and a Pussy
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Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Exist
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