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2014

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…

I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…

I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…

I’m in love.

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3 Responses

  1. WaldoSupremo says:

    What a weird looking person.

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would eat the peanuts out of her shit, then nurse on her malformed breasts.

    You know, happily.

  3. DocJ78 says:

    Remember that movie Mac and me. Her body looks like one of the aliens from that movie.

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