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2014

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

They swagger jack us cause they afraid of our potential ???? @tortorr

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I’m pulling a bit of all nighter, but not because I was out ripping lines of adderall off the tits of college girls studying for midterms in the library…you know because the girls who study are the sleaziest…but because my obese wife snores like a fucking pile of dying cows getting sodomized…and unfortunately smells worse…the good news is that I can eat my feelings and text random girls for gaping asshole pics…they never answer but knowing they get those messages is good enough.

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One of the Dumbest Men in the World
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Best Fall Beers…
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J.Lo Cleavage..
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Thigh Gaps…
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Lady Gaga Does KKK
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9 Impressive Parking Jobs…
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Taylor Swift Pulled Her Music Off Spotify…
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Asian Side Boobs!
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A Bunch of Selfies
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