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2014

18

Dec

Alyssa Barbara is Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara.

I’ve been following her on her INSTAGRAM because she’s pretty fucking amazing.

She’s from Canada, and lives in Canada, all while Canada is the worst. I know this because I live here, and I know people from here, and none of those people look anything like this, but if they did, and apparently they do, I wouldn’t be so miserable…not that they would talk to me when they do look like this…because I am repulsive…but you know what I mean…and that is that I’d like to suck the maple syrup out of her ass with my tongue…because one thing I do know about Canadians in Canada is that they all shit maple syrup.

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