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2015

01

Jan

Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause…

These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on…

Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else…

From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

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