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2015

07

Jan

Paris Hilton Cleavage of the Day

Paris Hilton gets a lot of hate, but people still follow her around like she matters, because as much as you say you hate her, at least she’s not a Kardashian…..even though she’s obviously the reason for the Kardashians, they were just able to leverage everything she did like lecherous bottom feeders who had a strength in numbers competitive advantage, because animals are born in hairy shit colored litters….as Paris was off gallivanting because she was over it,

You can assume this is her showing off the tits she always wanted, you can assume this is her trying to get attention…I can assume you’re right, because she did launch her career of socialite with a porn tape…and it worked…girls…it worked…so send me your porn tapes…

All this to say, Paris isn’t so bad in the grand scheme of things…at least not like this.

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