Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby…

Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter….

I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness…

Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

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