Okay….so here is Allison Stokke. She is a 25 year old American Pole Vaulter, straight from the mean streets of Newport Beach California…and she’s doing a video for GoPro, that reminds us that track and field, despite being one of the most boring activities to watch, was a whole lot of fun in elementary school…but more importantly, that every once in a while a decent varsity babe excels at one of the track and field sports, whether it is hurdling, or this…and gives people some reason to watch the shit…because athletic women are hot, and this type of athleticism is the Original, Greek Olympics style atleticism, so I guess they matter, even if no one actually gives a fuck, since it isn’t two chicks cage figthing…

Either way…now I know who Allison Stokke is…and that Pole Vaulting exists…and that fit girls are amazing…all thanks to GoPro…the little camera that turned a 20 year old into a billionaire…

Their stock price has already gone up 1 dollar today. Good job Allison Stokke’s tight, flat, toned, stomach.

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