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2015

23

Feb

Blanka Somogyi is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Blanka Somogyi is, I don’t know what kind of name Blanka Somogyi is, it just sounds ethnic enough that if I was a rich guy in LA where she probably lives, I would totally rope her into my mansion, to sit by the pool all day, in exchange for sex and a possible greencard, because she looks hot enough for that, but more importantly, like she is from some place where they know how to take orders and thus know their roles in the world…but I am not a rich guy in LA, so I’m basing it on the hooker version of a girl with a name like Blanka Somogyi….you know the discount version…not the “Trophy Wife” meet my “model from europe girlfriend’ version…right.

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