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2015

02

Mar

Alison Brie Tits for GQ of the Day

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….

She’s in GQ Mexico, which is a nice tribute to her Mexican Nanny, Gardener and Housekeeper you can assume she either had, or has in LA, as that’s not only a Hollywood, “you’re so LA” kind of thing, but also a Jewish thing…because if there’s one thing Jewish girls don’t like, it is having sex with their husbands after getting them to marry them….and housework…and that’s ok with me, because I have a Jewish girl fetish, I feel like they get me…while I stare at their fertile Jewish girl titties…

Here she is for GQ Mexico, because Obscure markets matter, especially when so close to travel to. It’s like might as well be big in Mexico to all the Mexicans than ignore them when they are cleaning your pool…right….

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