Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies…

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