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2015

19

May

Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

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Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them…

She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one…

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