I accidentally went to a movie last night, like an actual movie, in a theater…because I was wandering the streets, didn’t want to come back to my prison, and drinking in a park with weird homeless natives women who must have drank gas…and were fingering each other while squealing about their vaginas…who got extral loud when they say I trying to filming them…
It turns out the movie theater is a terrifying place, and this wasn’t even a porn theater…there was one dude behind me and I just thought the whole movie, he’d get up and either stab me in the neck or shoot me…you know, no security..and it’s happened before…I mean what kind of weirdo goes to a movie alone, other than me..and really if I was in a theater and saw me sitting in the back, I’d be uneasy too..
I guess that’s why Netflix and Chill is the phrase of this generation…
Here are some morning links…
Girls Tugging On Clothes…
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Demi Lovato Falling!
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AMber Heard Cleavage…
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Artist Does a Portrait on an Etch a Sketch
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AMy Schumer Continues to Entertain Fat Women
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FSU QB Punches a Chick
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Charlie Riina Toples sand AMazing
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Race Car Driver Walks Away From a Crash
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Bill Cosby is an Idiot…Who Admits to Drugging Women
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Jared from Subway – Child Pornographer?
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