There was a comedy festival in Montreal this past weekend, and I accidentally agreed to go to two shows, even though I hate comedy, and both of those shows featured some chick who you’d probably want to fuck, even though she’s a female comedian and just relies on dick sucking, abortion, period jokes….and she did the same fucking set two days in a row…joke for joke…two days in a row….

And it reminded me how lame comedy is, it’s like these assholes decide “I’m funny, I make my friends laugh”…then they spend a year creating 45 minutes of dialog, practicing the timing and every single word, over and over, in efforts to make people laugh…it’s like they are trying to make people laugh, and I’m sure you know people who try to make you laugh…they’re the worst…

That, with a couple of masturbating girls who let me watch them masturbate…

Here are some morning links…it’s summer….why aren’t you outside…

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