I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

07

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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All these assholes on instagram are taking the same fucking picture…over and over and over again…to the point of it being annoying, nauseating, and impossible to jerk off to because I’m overpowered with thoughts of “another fucking bikini, bitch, we need you in insertion porn, not well lit beach scenes and face-tuned”…right…

That said…

Follow me on instagram @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …but I barely use it…I just figured it was a good punchline to a bigger joke that is my internet presence…

That Said…I know it’s going to be a good day because of this…Is this real or am I dreaming..a Christmas gift in October..sent from heaven…in the form of an unopened “coach” branded coke can next to a dumpster and dog shit! Santa is real.

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Here are some stepLINKS…


Hot Girls on Bikes
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But I Thought Kanye was a Faggot?
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Cheetah Cub and Puppy are Friends
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Charlie Rinna in a Bikini
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The Best Nude Resorts in the WORLD
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Ellen Page is Such a Lesbian
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Zoe Kravitz in a Bra…
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Some Random Whore in Lingerie…
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Driver Failure…
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Gigi Hadid Tits Do Fashion Week
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